What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
What do you call bees who produce milk? Boo-Bees
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack
Why cant ghosts have babies? Because they have a halloweenie!
A personal favorite of Christinas: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan
What do you call a pepper that won't leave you alone? Jalapeno Business!
Why was the mermaid wearing seashells? Because she grew out of her b-shells!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
Need an arch? I Noah guy
Did you get a hair cut? No I got all them cut ;)
To the guy who invented 0? Thanks for nothing
I was addicted to hokey pokey, but I turned myself around
Why did starwars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was
What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.